My best friends mom: I bet her husband tries so hard to find her hole. There’s so much hair he probably gives up half way.
HAHAHAHAHAH. Her mom is fucking hilarious <3
(via tdinhle)
Ewww…. my hair smells like cum :( i forgot to shower after i sucked off michael !
im stupid..
im the most stupidest bitch ever, im one of those girls who like to suck cock and eat cum on my face, i have dirty hair greasy mold yucky hair, i like huge pickles cause i like huge weiners and my pussy smells like rotten old fish, damn no wonder why boys dont wanna go for me cause im so ugly =( damn.. anyways as i was saying ima hoe ima skank ima wannabe i think im cool by talking big but im so small =( the next time i get boned that guy better have a condom, (im not going through that again) yeah. my name is michelle le and i love michael zeng <3 fuck niko cano MZ all the way baby ! (L) i loveeeeee michael zeng i like to doggy style him every night before i sleep damn the only bad part about michael zeng is his dick is only 2 inchs :’( oh golly, my vagina feels crusty atmm .. anyways michael 2 inch zeng ! !! !! <3 its so small :( damn michael i love you but honey, honestly, seriously, for fucking real, your dick is too small for me… im only using niko for his dick his dick is 2 inchs and a half much love im also a hoe btw my name is michelle le, a immature lg fag .
i got atleast 4578453864 people asking me the SAME shit
” are you okay ” ” omg what happened “
LISTEN BITCH,THIS SHIT DOESNT CONERN YOU KAY?! MAN YA’LL NOSY. thanks for caring. kay so hererere it is
i didnt GET maced. I walked into it. now please if your going to open your mouth at least spit out the correct information. not false =) tyvm. but i prefer you not too say my name at all.
you guys know my name. not my storys. so stfu.
kay? done. thanks. annoying people
Honestly you bitches can talk all the shit you want about ME. But if you talk about my friends, my family or MY guy. THATS when I’ll say something. You can call me a slut , a bitch etc I dont give 2 fucks , your words dont phase me. But when you start talking shit about MY close ones thats when you push my buttons. Fucking bitches. If you have something to say, either say it with YOUR name. OR say it to our faces. Pussy shit.
On my dashboard I see this post called ” Perfect Guy” FIRST OF ALL. There ain’t no perfect guy in this world. I know every girl probably wants a guy to touch her waist, give her his t-shirt etc.. But shit that ain’t no perfect guy. If you want to find the perfect guy then .. be forever alone. HAHAHAHAHA.
must watch, one nigga i’d be down for $:
I got to see my babyboy today =) yay right? haha He’s so cute! <3. If your reading this .. I <3 you
you immature fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAH
